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applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

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velma-dear:

“i’m a vegan and my favorite food is bacon.” 
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astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it
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zizino:

hi:

food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that

not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff)